Are you ready, kids?
KIDS: Aye, aye, Captain!
I can't hear you!
Aye, aye, Captain!
♪ Oh... ♪
♪ Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Absorbent and yellow and porous is he ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ If nautical nonsense be something you wish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
Ready?
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants! ♪
♪ SpongeBob SquarePants ♪
♪ SpongeBob... SquarePants! ♪
( Captain laughs heartily )
( plays airy tune )
( waves crashing, seagulls calling )
One Monster Krabby Patty, please.
Humph. No one's ordered a Monster Patty in ages.
SpongeBob?
One Monster Krabby Patty.
D-D-Did you say a M-Monster Krabby Patty?
Uh, one Monster Krabby Patty.
Huh?
Monster Krabby Patty?
ALL: Monster Krabby Patty?
( toilet flushing ) Monster Krabby Patty?
Oh, dear Neptune.
Oh, boy.
We can do this!
At the count of three, we flip!
Ready?
One...
two...
three!
( spatula snaps ) Oh... bad.
( screaming )
( squeaking )
( screaming )
( wailing )
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Go on.
( wailing )
( siren wailing )
( door shuts )
( tires screeching )
Well, we'd better get back to work.
Work?
How could I go back to work without...
without Spat?!
Use another spatula.
What?!
There is only one spatula for me,
and that is Spat.
Spat, wait up! Spat!
I'm coming, Spat!
( beeping )
Oh, Spat.
We've been through so much together.
( sizzling )
( laughing )
Oh...
uh-huh...
( clanking )
( laughing )
( screaming )
( laughing )
There's no easy way to say this.
SpongeBob, if I were you,
I would give serious consideration
to start thinking about... a replacement spatula.
( whimpering )
Go home, get some rest.
We'll... try to do everything we can.
Thank you, Doctor.
Oh, I'm not a doctor.
l'm an actor researching for a role.
Yes! Whoo-hoo!
l am so totally gonna get this part!
( sighs )
( sniffling )
Replacement spatula?
How could anything ever replace...
Hey, look at that!
Ooh!
Looks fancy.
So shiny...
Oh, those lines, so... sleek.
What am I talking about?
I don't need this!
Maybe I do need this.
I would give serious consideration to...
( gong chimes )
...a replacement spatula.
Ow!
Uh-uh. No touchy-touchy the Le Spatula.
lt's very, very expensive. I'm sorry.
Of course, if you purchase this fine item,
you may... hold it.
Well, I've got some loose change in my pocket.
Will this cover it?
Um....
mm, mm, mm... mm, mm, mm, mm, mm...
mm...
No.
How about now?
No.
Now?
No.
Now? No.
Meow!
Now?
No.
That's everything I have.
Now can I buy Le Spatula?
Everything, huh?
Nice outfit.
( singing happily )
Good evening, sir.
Yaah!
( whistling )
Hmph!
Oh! Hey, Granny, what's shakin'?
( singing )
( continues singing )
Mm, breezy today, heh.
Nice outfit, SpongeBob!
( snorting, guffawing )
Thanks, Squidward.
It was worth every penny.
What's all the lollygagging about?!
Mr. Krabs, get a load of SpongeBob!
( cackling ) This better be good!
( singing happily )
Soon everyone will know of your beauty.
All right, what's going on in... Oh!
Don't you have any shame, boy?
All my shame went in here, Mr. Krabs.
KRABS: Le Spa-tu-la!
What in blazes is that?
Oh, just the answer to our little production dilemma.
Well, what can it do?
Can it make me famous?
Anything you want and more!
Ooh, that sounds exciting.
Let me have a go at it!
Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs, no can do.
What?! Are you going against your commanding officer?
No, it's not that.
It's just that this is a highly developed piece of engineering
that takes quality time to master.
With that fancy machinery, I expect you
to make Krabby Patties twice as fast.
Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem, Mr. Krabs.
In fact...
( French accent ): Le Spatula 3000,
at your service.
Huh! Impressive.
Well, let's see that thing impress me even more...
by bringing in more customers
and more money in me pocket.
( chuckling )
Oh, you won't believe what Le Spatula is capable of.
Ready to show 'em, buddy?
Oh, it's okay, no need to be shy.
lt's always tough the first day on the job.
Uh, can I get one Krabby Patty, please?
SpongeBob, I need one Krabby Patty.
One Krabby Patty coming up lickety-split.
Huh?
Spat, is there something wrong, pal?
I would not dare touch such slop as this, how you say,
Krabby Patty!
I am designed for the utmost in culinary cuisine.
No less!
But... but I thought we were friends.
Friends with you? Ha!
We are not even in the same social class!
Have a nice life of mediocrity, fry cook!
( wild laughter )
Le Spatula, wait!
I gave up everything for you!
We had something!
How's that for something?
Au revoir, peasant!
Have fun laboring in your greasy spoon!
( spits loudly )
What happened?!
My spatula's gone, Mr. Krabs!
But how are you gonna flip Krabby Patties
without a spatula?!
I had a spatula once,
a real spatula,
one that stood by me through thick and thin,
through grease and gristle,
and I betrayed his loyalty...
like a fool!
I always did like your old spatula.
He got the job done right every time.
( gasps ): You're right, Mr. Krabs.
The true measure of a good spatula is by his actions,
not by some fancy chrome and buttons!
I've got to find my old spatula!
Go to him! Go now, boy!
Go before I lose all me customers!
( sobbing )
( beeping )
( steady tone )
Spatula?
It can't be true!
( crying ): It's too late!
SpongeBob, I... I hate to tell you this.
I know! He's moved on to that big kitchen drawer in the sky!
( sniffles ): He's... gone!
Actually, it's not that.
I didn't get the acting part.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
( sobbing ) Oh, by the way,
that's not your spatula.
Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary.
( gasps ): Spatula!
Old buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better!
( squeaks )
Spatula, what's wrong?
( squeaks )
But I didn't mean to betray you.
Mr. Krabs needed a replacement.
Krabby Patties don't flip themselves, you know.
It was a moment of weakness!
( sobbing ): I'm sorry!
Oh, what have I done?!
What have I done?!
( loud sobbing )
( loud blubbering )
All that glitters is not gold.
( sobbing )
Good-bye, best friend!
( sobbing )
( sobbing, wailing )
l'll never find another spatula like him again.
( sizzling )
Spatula?
You're back!
( romantic orchestral music plays )
Oh, Spatula, now that we're together again,
nothing will ever separate us.
One Monster Krabby Patty.
Okay, buddy, we can do this.
Ready? One... two...
three!
( loud snap )
Ooh! ( laughing )
( SpongeBob laughing )